Naughty Things You Can Only Say on Thanksgiving Day

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Talk about a huge breast!

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

It's Cool Whip time!

If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

That's one terrific spread!

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

Are you ready for seconds yet?

It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

Just wait your turn; you'll get some!

Don't play with your meat.

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

You still have a little bit on your chin.

How long will it take after you stick it in?

You'll know it's ready when it pops up!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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